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Ship Sinks Just Before Being Pummeled With Weapons In Pacific Exercise

Built in World War II, the decommissioned Philippine Navy corvette sank just hours before it was due to be sacrificed in a U.S.-Filipino sinking exercise. Built in World War II, the decommissioned Philippine Navy corvette sank just hours before it was due to be sacrificed in a Maritime Strike...

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[Wurger]

The German trailer hitch ...

 

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Ship Sinks Just Before Being Pummeled With Weapons In Pacific Exercise

Built in World War II, the decommissioned Philippine Navy corvette sank just hours before it was due to be sacrificed in a U.S.-Filipino sinking exercise. Built in World War II, the decommissioned Philippine Navy corvette sank just hours before it was due to be sacrificed in a Maritime Strike...

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They cleaned out all the muck that was holding it together.

 

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two men were talking, and one said, "Last night we went to a new restaurant that was really great. I recommend it highly."
"What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What's the name of the flower you give to someone you love? You know, it's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one." He then turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

 

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The German trailer hitch ...
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I want one.

 

[A4K]

Freakin' awesome

 

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[Shortround6]

Key word is alive.
Orange Beard is dead and no longer qualifies.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Key word is alive.
Orange Beard is dead and no longer qualifies.

Heavy, man.

 

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That bumm is so small a zombie would starve, hence the face.