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Once , a Rabbit came to the Fox's house. There was the fox's wife at home only.
- What do you want ? ... asked the Vixen.
- I always like you ... replied the Rabbit ... you are so beautiful red-haired being. Would you like to make love with me?
- You are crazy ! ... she screamed.
- Take it easy ... said the fur rug.... Maybe , you could do it for some money?
The Vixen pondered over the Rabbit's offer and is asking after a while...
- How much are you going to pay for that?
- 400 US dollars ?
- Nope ... she answered... five hundred bucks.
- OK ... said the happy Rabbit .
And they went to the bedroom.
A couple hours later the Fox got back home. His wife served a lunch. Having his favourite dish, the Fox is asking a question ...
- Was the Rabbit here today?
- Yes , he was ... replied the Vixen , being a little bit surprised.
- Has he given back my 500 bucks?
- Holy crap...
 
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> A woman asks her husband at
> breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a
> slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and
> coffee?"He declines. "Thanks for
> asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's
> this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the
> edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks him if
> he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup,
> homemade muffins, or a cheese
> sandwich?"He declines. "The
> Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
> food." Come dinner time, she asks if
> he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib
> eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a
> rotisserie chicken or tasty stir
> fry?" He declines again.
> "No," he says, "it's got to be the
> Viagra. I'm still not hungry.""Well," she says,
> "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
> starving!!
 

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