the Obama Warned Me pic is funny, I gather was it taken after the topless protestor had been re-clothed and taken away (for re-education at some gulag).
Alegedly
Mrs. Deutch "I'm sorry I wasn't expecting to see that, did you plan it for my birthday suprise?"
Mr. Poccyn "Oh how my heart was beating, I thought you were going to tweek her, since your hand is almost tweeking me now"
Mrs. Deutch "Oops, sorry, it Is a little fun, only in Russia you say!? I think this was all just a ruse to make me laugh"
Mr. Poccyn "Really, that's not at all what just happened, I didn't organise it"
Mrs. Deutch "Oh good because my personal bodyguard is so high (her right hand indication) and so big ( left hand indication), he likes Judo too ...if you like ...it could be arranged"
Mr Poccyn "Really, mm a 'match' with him in the future, maybe I will grapple with your guard if you like; you'd watch yes. ...So big eh? well don't tell anyone else, but (his right hand indication) I'm like this *his left hand indication*"
Mrs. Deutch "Oh my, mmm, thats tighter than Vatican postal service"