A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
> There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave
> Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and Proclaims,
> .. 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
> The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
> More sighs and loud applause.
> Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!'
> There is total silence.
> The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
> Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,
> 'Well , I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said......
'Screw him!'