I was traveling between Toronto and Peterborough the other day when a tire blew.
Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied
"You a Liberal or Conservative," asked the old man. "Conservative", I replied.
"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.
Again, I gave the same answer, "Conservative." The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be very few Conservative
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.
She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Liberal or Conservative
"Liberal" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me,
the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car; I have to get out.
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?" she asked."I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Liberal for five minutes
and already I want to screw somebody!"