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Hillary visits a South Pacific island where she is captured by cannibals. When asked what was for dinner as Hillary was turning on the spit, the chief said, "Rack of Hag."
 
Two men go deep sea fishing and pull an obviously water logged Hillary from the water. Upon returning to the docks, they claimed to have only caught a Gurgling Hag fish which they promptly threw back.
 
fter trick-or-treating, 
a teen takes a shortcut home 
through the cemetery. Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots 
an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

"I thought you were a ghost," 
says the relieved teen. "What are you 
doing working so late?"

"Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
 

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