Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[Shinpachi]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

"So what are you doing today?"
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"Nothing."
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"What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"
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"That's right, and I'm not finished yet."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Shinpachi]

Very logical

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wurger]

A snail has crashed into a turtle. The Police came and asked the snail how it happened.
The snail replied.... it was a moment.

 

[Shinpachi]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[javlin]

"Compassion is sometimes the fatal capacity for feeling what it is like to live inside somebody else's skin. It is the knowledge that there can never really be any peace and joy for me until there is peace and joy finally for you too."

Hell Jan that sounds like "if momma ain't happy nobody is"

 

[at6]

99 times out of 100 Mama ain't happy because she hasn't been gettin' any.

 

[Lucky13]

Bacon?

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[javlin]

A kind of humor but needs to be true.