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Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
So now we know why we don't see many of Jan's models !!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Terry...?
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Cough !
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
....and the second word is 'off', right?
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Er ..... yes !
thought you might have a stronger cough Terry...
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Could have been a fur cough ..................
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Usually is, when you cough up fur balls....
at6
1st Sergeant
At least you used fur first.
Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him to come and visit.
True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.
"Benny...Benny..."
"My gosh... Is thatyou, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's itlike?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Wow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!"
"What heaven? I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him, and waited for him to come and visit.
True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.
"Benny...Benny..."
"My gosh... Is thatyou, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's itlike?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have intercourse. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have intercourse again, bathe in the warm sun and then have intercourse a couple more times... then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have intercourse the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more intercourse until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Wow, Dan! Heaven sounds amazing!"
"What heaven? I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
Old Wizard
2nd Lieutenant
