Quotes and Jokes

[TheMadPenguin]

I wonder if my wife will approve?

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Bathroom should be between bedroom & kitchen, or you'll wind up peeing in the reefer some dark groggy night.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Bathroom should be between bedroom & kitchen, or you'll wind up peeing in the reefer some dark groggy night.

I'm only 40, I don't have to get up pee throughout the night. As a foodie, the kitchen closer to the bedroom is more to my liking.

 

[Lucky13]

Bathroom should be between bedroom & kitchen, or you'll wind up peeing in the reefer some dark groggy night.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[at6]

I'm only 40, I don't have to get up pee throughout the night. As a foodie, the kitchen closer to the bedroom is more to my liking.

Is your cooking that crappy?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

I'm only 40, I don't have to get up pee throughout the night. As a foodie, the kitchen closer to the bedroom is more to my liking.

Oh to be 40 again, to be young, with no problems whatsoever, the whole world at your feet....

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Oh to be 40 again, to be young, with no problems whatsoever, the whole world at your feet....

40 and no problems? What world do you live in?

Let's see...

Mortgage payment... check
Bills... check
Medical bills... check
2 kids under the age of 40... check
Trying to convince the wife to let ne by a plane... check

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Is your cooking that crappy?

No, its closer to the bedroom so I don't have to go so far from the kitchen after filling my stomach.

 

[Lucky13]

40 and no problems? What world do you live in?

Let's see...

Mortgage payment... check
Bills... check
Medical bills... check
2 kids under the age of 40... check
Trying to convince the wife to let ne by a plane... check

SWMBO isn't letting you buy a plane!?

Have you tried this one, a good family model, room for a family of four and with space for luggage....pretty much a station wagon with wings!

 

[Glider]

The plane is probably the easy bit. Buying the fuel the hard bit

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[TheMadPenguin]

SWMBO isn't letting you buy a plane!?

Have you tried this one, a good family model, room for a family of four and with space for luggage....pretty much a station wagon with wings!

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As a free bonus, there are racks on the wings to accommodate the in-laws!
AND, since the wings fold up on this one, there is now room for a third plane in your hanger!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

 

[ThomasP]

Good one. To whoever came up with that one . . I salute you.

 

[ThomasP]