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TheMadPenguin
Senior Airman
It is a requirement to click the tongs before grilling, and every minute thereafter.
TheMadPenguin
Senior Airman
Heh ... when I'M running the grill, people are checking their fire insurance, anti-acids, and local Chinese take-outs. They don't look as excited as those two kids.
TheMadPenguin
Senior Airman
Sexy? I'm round in the middle and short on both ends.... how does one make THAT look SEXY?That's because you don't make grilling sexy...
Shortround6
Lieutenant General
Have you tried a man bun?
at6
1st Sergeant
Might be better to keep the buns covered.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
The Existential question ...
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
That's why you click the tongs!
Not a Funny and not sure how much it's been around but moving "The Boy on Omaha Beach"
The Boy on the Beach - Omaha Beach 2014 - PineArts
The Boy on the Beach - Omaha Beach 2014 - PineArts
No dry eyes here. If you're not a vet, or family of a vet, you won't understand.
at6
1st Sergeant
What a moving tribute. I still get a lump in my throat where Taps is played. It takes me back to my father's funeral. I have the flag from his casket and sometimes I hold it and remember him.
Snautzer01
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Then form a "Mutual Hate and Defamation Society". In lieu of a recruitment and membership committee, you could have a press gang.
ARTESH
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