Quotes and Jokes (12 Viewers)

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[michaelmaltby]

Buy a Shotgun

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Greg Boeser]

While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

I agree completely. There used to be a time we could have differences and still be friends. There used to be a time, our fellow man and neighbor was important. There used to be a time we could laugh.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[vikingBerserker]

And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?????

 

[ARTESH]

My first date!!!

First time i ever dated a girl, we went to a caffee shop... she asked: do you like Al Paccino?

I answered: No, I am a tea fan!!!

You can guess rest!

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Crimea_River]

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully,
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

Send them over to me. I have plenty of cacti for their butts which will be preceded by insertion of freshly sliced Jalapeno pepper, seeds and all.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

In the end it leads to negative behavior, and I have been guilty of that too from time to time.

 

[SaparotRob]

Send them over to me. I have plenty of cacti for their butts which will be preceded by insertion of freshly sliced Jalapeno pepper, seeds and all.

Wrong forum.