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michaelmaltby · Feb 28, 2021

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DerAdlerIstGelandet · Feb 28, 2021

While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Feb 28, 2021

Greg Boeser · Feb 28, 2021

DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Feb 28, 2021

Greg Boeser said:
And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

I agree completely. There used to be a time we could have differences and still be friends. There used to be a time, our fellow man and neighbor was important. There used to be a time we could laugh.

Gnomey · Feb 28, 2021

michaelmaltby · Mar 1, 2021

vikingBerserker · Mar 1, 2021

Greg Boeser said:
And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?????

ARTESH · Mar 1, 2021

My first date!!!

First time i ever dated a girl, we went to a caffee shop... she asked: do you like Al Paccino?

I answered: No, I am a tea fan!!!

You can guess rest!

michaelmaltby · Mar 1, 2021

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Mar 1, 2021

Crimea_River · Mar 1, 2021

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully,
"Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

Wurger · Mar 1, 2021

Gnomey · Mar 1, 2021

at6 · Mar 1, 2021

DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
While no postings in here have personally offended me, let's remember the politics rule here. If it's any remotely close to political please do not post it. Some people are incapable of laughing at things that may or may not go against their beliefs.

Thank you.

Greg Boeser said:
And that is a very sad testimony on the times we are living in today

Send them over to me. I have plenty of cacti for their butts which will be preceded by insertion of freshly sliced Jalapeno pepper, seeds and all.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Mar 1, 2021

In the end it leads to negative behavior, and I have been guilty of that too from time to time.

SaparotRob · Mar 1, 2021

at6 said:
Send them over to me. I have plenty of cacti for their butts which will be preceded by insertion of freshly sliced Jalapeno pepper, seeds and all.

Wrong forum.

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