A new young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady on who he was performing an exam suddenly burst out laughing, to further embarrass him. He looked up and sheepishly asked if he was tickling her. She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing, "No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."