Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[vikingBerserker]

Funny, but true!

 

[special ed]

Performing rounds at the hospital one morning, the doctor asked a patient, "How's your breakfast this morning?" Bob replied, "It's good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste." The doctor then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled "KY jelly."

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

What is Bruce aka Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? "Oh Yes I Have No Banana".

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

A new young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle aged lady on who he was performing an exam suddenly burst out laughing, to further embarrass him. He looked up and sheepishly asked if he was tickling her. She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing, "No doctor but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."

 

[ARTESH]

100% True!!!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

OK, which one of yous is she talking about?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Gnomey]