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Lucky13
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Crimea_River
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Bob feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Peg, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
Wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,
what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Peg, what's for dinner?"
"For God's sake, Bob, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
"Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Peg, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
Wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,
what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Peg, what's for dinner?"
"For God's sake, Bob, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
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michaelmaltby
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MIflyer
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Hey, it LOOKED like a runway....
special ed
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A doctor had to deliver the bad news to a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, he heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he died of a massive internal fart.
MIflyer
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MIflyer
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By the way that J-3, N40745 is still licensed, located in PA.
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Greg Boeser
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WMPL!!!!MIflyer
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Here's a thought...
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MIflyer
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Hope this is not too political.
Check six before firing! Unfettered Flying Object coming back!
buffnut453
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You probably have to be a Brit to get this one:
There are 3 types of casual conversation in the armed forces: Navy chat; Army gossip, and: RAF wittering.
I'll get my coat!
There are 3 types of casual conversation in the armed forces: Navy chat; Army gossip, and: RAF wittering.
I'll get my coat!
