Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

[MIflyer]

Read where an FW-200 was circling a British convoy in the Atlantic. One of the ships sent a light blinker message.

"Could you circle the other way for a while? We are getting dizzy."

The FW-200 blinkered back, "Sure! " and started circling the other direction.

 

[SaparotRob]

True or not, that's my kind of war story!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

Maybe this ad had something to do with the FW-200 being so cooperative?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

...That's especially funny if you speak German - 'Gift' means 'Poison' !

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' your father and mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" One boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

 

[Snautzer01]

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I would like to order the in law special please.

 

[Lucky13]

...That's especially funny if you speak German - 'Gift' means 'Poison' !

Same in Sweden, gift could mean married or poison!

 

[ThomasP]

Along with an emoji that means "I agree and that is funny" we also need one for 'That is funny and informative" or perhaps "That is funny and scary"?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[MIflyer]

Whaada call the ladder sights of my Mauser C96 and Enfield No. 4 Mark 1*? Double clutching?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

I just encountered Diogenes. I ask if he was still searching for truth and he said, "No. Gas."