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When one of my favorite restaurants, Steak and Shake, reopened their dining room I told a friend of mine we could resume our monthly lunch-with-a-long-chat.

We went there, but the dining room was closed due to lack of staff; only drive-thru was avilable. Fortunately the WX was nice and they had a couple of picnic tables outside in the shade.

Meanwhile both the local Burger King and Wendy's have gone back to drive-thru only.

You wonder if we will ever get out of this mess.
 
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun wrote a note and posted on the tray of apples: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving along the table, at the other end was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
 

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