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A fellow was walking with his new girlfriend when they saw dogs mating. She said, "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
He replied, "He can smell when she is ready. That's how nature works."
They then saw sheep in a field mating and again she asked the the same question and he answered, "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
They saw a bull mating a cow and she said, "Surely, the bull can't smell she is ready."
"Of course he can. All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
After the walk, he dropped her at her house, and as he kissed her goodbye, she said," Take care and Get checked for Covid-19"
"Why do you say that?"
"You seem to have lost your sense of smell"
 
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