Quotes and Jokes (5 Viewers)

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[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[ARTESH]

For our "SAILOR's" ...

photo from Pinterest.

 

[ARTESH]

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I didn't Get this one! I know what "Abalone" is, but no Idea at all!!!

 

[GTX]

 

[Wurger]

 

[ARTESH]

for unknown reason, I could not upload it as a link or from HDD!!!

 

[michaelmaltby]

"... I didn't Get this one! I know what "Abalone" is, but no Idea at all!!!
Baloney = big fat hot dog = meat scraps-offal = cheap = you don't know what you're eating = full of baloney = full of nonsense
Abalone = expensive = delicacy
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helpful ... ?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

"... I didn't Get this one! I know what "Abalone" is, but no Idea at all!!!
Baloney = big fat hot dog = meat scraps-offal = cheap = you don't know what you're eating = full of baloney = full of nonsense
Abalone = expensive = delicacy
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helpful ... ?

Yes, Michael, Thank you so much.

 

[ARTESH]

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I organize by total number of pages!

 

[special ed]

Warning!
Grandpa joke

There is a specie of antelope that can jump higher than the average house, because the average house can't jump.

 

[vikingBerserker]

I laughed at that and the most important thing is to admit when you have a problem

 

[special ed]

A Dad's marriage tip to his son:
When your wife is mowing the lawn, it's not a good time to ask when dinner will be ready.

 

[at6]

I didn't Get this one! I know what "Abalone" is, but no Idea at all!!!

Abalone has been replaced with baloney in the Sea food restaurants along the California Coast. Once had to go well inland to get Red Snapper because it is no longer served in Monterey Ca.