Quotes and Jokes

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Stanley died in a fire and his body was badly burned. To identify the body, his best two deer hunting buddys, Cooter and Gomer, were sent for. Since the three had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of the same hunting club, Identity was assured. Cooter arrived, the sheet was pulled back, and Cooter says, "The face is too burned. Turn him over." "Nope, that's not him." Gomer was brought in, "He's pretty burned up. Turn him over. Nope, that ain't Stanley." The attendant asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer says , "Well, Stanley had two assholes." "What!! Two assholes?" "Yup, we never seen 'em, but everbody used to say "There goes Stanley with them two assholes."

 

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[special ed]

Warning!!
Dad joke:

Three old guys are out walking.
The first says, "Windy isn't it?"
Second says, "No, it's Thursday."
Third says, "So am I. Let's get a beer."

 

[Gnomey]

 

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Awwwww.

 

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