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• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,941

M

MIflyer

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0.4 sec you say?

There are people in my neighborhood who like to do that. They are mostly teenagers.

As a result, I invented a way of using the large quantity of rusty roofing nails that I had on hand, dispensed in appropriate locations while I was out doing my running.

 

• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,942

The Basket

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• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,943

P

pbehn

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Lucky13 said:

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F1 fans should learn the new rules, they just got a 5 second penalty. Those kerb stones do look remarkably similar to those at Croft Autodrome, best to take the "normal people" line or you get launched up in the air.

 

• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,944

Андрей

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Donbass Donetsk

Soon there will be a parade in Kiev in honor of Independence Day. During the rehearsal for the parade, military vehicles were wearing camouflage made of painter's tape.
They position themselves as the strongest army in Europe.

+30 to armor)))

 

• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,945

ARTESH

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Андрей said:

Soon there will be a parade in Kiev in honor of Independence Day. During the rehearsal for the parade, military vehicles were wearing camouflage made of painter's tape.
They position themselves as the strongest army in Europe.

+30 to armor)))
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A new level of Creation and Innovation!

BTW, Happy Independence Day.

 

• Aug 19, 2021

• #14,946

M

MIflyer

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What? They don't have duct tape?

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,947

A

at6

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Fresno, California

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,948

Андрей

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Jul 14, 2020

Donbass Donetsk

MIflyer said:

What? They don't have duct tape?

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Electrical tape is a strategic resource

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,949

WARSPITER

Tech Sergeant

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An older fellow was complaining to his friend....

"I hate the morals of the younger generation. I never had sex with ny wife until we were married. Did you? "

"I don't know, what was her maiden name ?", came the reply...

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,950

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

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Kindness Tree, Cigarette version!

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,951

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,952

X

XBe02Drvr

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VT

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Got your drone license yet? No? Don't even think of firing up that Cox Baby Bee!

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,953

Gnomey

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www.flickr.com

 

• Aug 20, 2021

• #14,954

ARTESH

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Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

Khomeini's reaction to Shah's talking about Solar Energy (1972-3):

The Shah says that we want to take things [Energy] from sun, What word is this?

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Another Famous Quote:

The University should be A university! A university which is not a university, is not a university.

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• Aug 21, 2021

• #14,955

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

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I found this photo very interesting and meaningful! His last name, Hess, written "حس", means "Feelings" in Persian and Arabic.

A good "Hess" for Mr. Hess!

 

• Aug 21, 2021

• #14,956

M

MIflyer

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After Desert Storm some of the military figure manufacturers produced figures of sexily dressed women welcoming the troops home.

 

• Aug 21, 2021

• #14,957

ARTESH

Chief Master Sergeant

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Aug 27, 2017

Tehran, Iran

MIflyer said:

After Desert Storm some of the military figure manufacturers produced figures of sexily dressed women welcoming the troops home.

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Never heard of this, before!

 

• Aug 22, 2021

• #14,958

Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Aug 22, 2021

• #14,959

Lucky13

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Aug 21, 2006

In my castle....

 

• Aug 22, 2021

• #14,960

M

MIflyer

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Cape Canaveral

Once my grandmother saw another elderly lady get in her car and start to drive away.

Grandmother: "Edna, you don't have on your glasses!"

Edna: "I don't need my glasses to see far away, just to see up close."

Grandmother: 'You're not going to run into things that are far away!"