michaelmaltby
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New York Post: Adie Timmermans has been banned from visiting a male chimp at the Antwerp Zoo in Belgium after officials claimed that their relationship prevented him from bonding with his own kind.
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New York Post: Adie Timmermans has been banned from visiting a male chimp at the Antwerp Zoo in Belgium after officials claimed that their relationship prevented him from bonding with his own kind.
at6
1st Sergeant
Are sure that she's not his kind? Less hair but similar facial expression.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Just as a little Extra: Depends on who you ask this Question, You will get different answers.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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Caesar"s plastic surgery has gone horribly wrong.
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,712
- May 13, 2018
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
"That happens in every country, son."
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
"That happens in every country, son."
Young girl comes home from school. Dad is reading the paper in the lounge and she asks him,
"Dad. Where did humans come from ?"
"Well, he says, we were created by a higher being we know as God -in his image ".
Girl goes into the kitchen and asks Mother the same question.
Mum says," Well - we used to be apes but we evolved and came down out of the trees to be who we are now".
Girl is confused - goes back to Dad and tells him what mum said. "Which is right ?", the girl asks.
Dad says, "Both are right dear, Your Mother is talking about her side of the family and I was referring to mine."
"Dad. Where did humans come from ?"
"Well, he says, we were created by a higher being we know as God -in his image ".
Girl goes into the kitchen and asks Mother the same question.
Mum says," Well - we used to be apes but we evolved and came down out of the trees to be who we are now".
Girl is confused - goes back to Dad and tells him what mum said. "Which is right ?", the girl asks.
Dad says, "Both are right dear, Your Mother is talking about her side of the family and I was referring to mine."
michaelmaltby
Colonel
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
Breaking in Mosque!
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fubar57
General
In Google search, type in "Florida man" plus your birth date. I was not disappointed
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
I like mine!
Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
... luv them wings
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,712
- May 13, 2018
Two WW2 vets in their 90s:
"Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our coffee during the war to make us forget about women?"
"I think you mean salt peter."
"Yep, that's the stuff. I think it's beginning to work."
"Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our coffee during the war to make us forget about women?"
"I think you mean salt peter."
"Yep, that's the stuff. I think it's beginning to work."
