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michaelmaltby
Colonel
buffnut453
Captain
Actually, the Beer Consumption metric is proportionate to one's (a) susceptibility to peer pressure, (b) belief that one has a good voice, (c) perception of being able to sing ANY song on the playlist (including those that you've never heard before), and (d) ability to maintain a steady rhythm. Thus all other drivers are influenced by the Beer Consumption factor.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Are you then saying it's really "Beer Pressure"?
buffnut453
Captain
I'm sure there's an equation for that.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
"... (a) susceptibility to peer pressure, (b) belief that one has a good voice, (c) perception of being able to sing ANY song on the playlist (including those that you've never heard before), and (d) ability to maintain a steady rhythm. Thus all other drivers are influenced by the Beer Consumption factor."
That sounds troublingly similar to what I've read about dating hot chicks
That sounds troublingly similar to what I've read about dating hot chicks
michaelmaltby
Colonel
fubar57
General
Mike likes to get political
at6
1st Sergeant
It's about the irony of the departments that they are taking over. There are no freedoms and as for science an education, they look a little inbred.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Now that's funny!
It's 630 AD in 2021, Mecca is retaken, and the Battle of Hunayn has just been won.
The Battle of Hunayn (Arabic: غَـزوة حُـنـيـن, Ghazwah Hunayn) was fought by the Islamic Prophet Muhammad and his followers against the Bedouin tribe of Hawazin and its subsection the Thaqif, in 630 CE, in the Hunayn valley, on the route from Mecca to At-Ta'if. The battle ultimately ended in a decisive victory for the Muslims, who captured enormous spoils. It is mentioned in Surat at-Tawbah of the Qur'an, and is one of the few battles mentioned by name in the Qur'an.[5][6] (Wikipedia)
Expect governance to conform to scriptural precedent, the ultimate goal of all religious fundamentalists.
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It's the absurdity of it that's funny: People who are opposed to press freedom, and have a dim attitude towards science, rights of women, and education are put in positions where they are in charge of them. It's like a cat being in charge of the safety of mice
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Saw a Youtube video the other day. A camera and alarm caught a porch pirate. He ran out and jumped in his car, but there was snow on the ground and as a result he got it hung up on the curb. The front wheels were just spinning. The homeowner went out and told the crook that the cops were on the way and then pointed out why the car was not getting unstuck.
Then the homeowner asked his wife, "Are the police on the way?" She replied, "I don't know the phone number."
Then the homeowner asked his wife, "Are the police on the way?" She replied, "I don't know the phone number."
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
There is a guy who plants fake parcels in neighborhoods that have been plagued by porch thieves.
It is a cunning device that when opened sprays glitter everywhere and releases a powerful fart spray. It also has a hidden camera to capture the expression of the would be thief.
It is a cunning device that when opened sprays glitter everywhere and releases a powerful fart spray. It also has a hidden camera to capture the expression of the would be thief.
at6
1st Sergeant
I've seen the videos and found them to a form of poetic justice. I wouldn't use glitter. It would be dog poop.
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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I would like to use claymores.
