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Lucky13 said:
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Maybe I've missed the humor here, but I can find a flaw in his logic....that little shithead is mistaken. If Mr. Bezos gave each of the 7.8 billion people on this earth ONE DOLLAR, he would still have his $177.5 billion left. Gee, what a nice gift. Perhaps Mr. Logician is yet another product of the public education system in the U.S.A.

Now, if Mr. Bezos gave each of the 7.8 billion people on this earth $10, totaling $78 billion, he'd still have $107.3 billion left over. Again, gee, what a nice gift.

Now in order for Mr. Bezos to still have some walking money on hand, and to still have some loot for another spaceship ride, let's say $10 billion, he can give each of the 7.8 billion folks on earth $22.47 each. Man, what a great Christmas they're going to have.

If you're going to tax (eat) the rich, at least have your numbers right.
 
bdefen said:
Maybe I've missed the humor here, but I can find a flaw in his logic....that little shithead is mistaken. If Mr. Bezos gave each of the 7.8 billion people on this earth ONE DOLLAR, he would still have his $177.5 billion left. Gee, what a nice gift. Perhaps Mr. Logician is yet another product of the public education system in the U.S.A.

Now, if Mr. Bezos gave each of the 7.8 billion people on this earth $10, totaling $78 billion, he'd still have $107.3 billion left over. Again, gee, what a nice gift.

Now in order for Mr. Bezos to still have some walking money on hand, and to still have some loot for another spaceship ride, let's say $10 billion, he can give each of the 7.8 billion folks on earth $22.47 each. Man, what a great Christmas they're going to have.

If you're going to tax (eat) the rich, at least have your numbers right.
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Calm down Nancy. The joke definitely went over your head…
 
special ed said:
A man walked into Joe's Barber Shop for his regular haircut. As he snips, Joe asks, "What's up?"
The man explains he is taking a vacation to Rome.
"ROME?! Why would you want to go there? It's a crowded dirty city full of Italians. You'd be crazy to go to Rome! So how ya getting there?"
"We're taking TWA."
"TWA?! They're a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late! So where are you staying in Rome?"
We'll be at the International Marriot."
"THAT DUMP?! That's the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service surly, slow and overpriced! So whatcha doing while you are there?"
"We're going to see the Vatican and hope to see the Pope."
"HA! That's rich. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on THIS trip. You're going to need it."
A month later the man comes in for his regular haircut.
Joe says, " Well, how was that trip to Rome? Betcha TWA gave you the worst flight of your life."
"No quite the opposite. Not only were we on time in one of their brand new planes, but since it was full, they bumped us to first class. The food and wine was great and we had a beautiful 28 year old flight attendant who waited on us continuously."
"Well, I bet the hotel was just as I described."
"No, just the opposite. They just finished a $25 million remodelling. It's the finest hotel in Rome now. They were overbooked, so they gave us the Presidential suite at no extra charge."
"Well, I KNOW you didn't see the Pope!"
"Actually, we were quite lucky. As we toured the Vatican, A Swiss guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and would I be so kind as to step into this private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet us. Sure enough , the Pope walked in and shook my hand. I knelt as he spoke a few words to me."
Impressed, Joe asked, "Tell me, please. What did he say?"
"Oh, not much really. Just 'Where did you get that awful haircut?' "
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I demand a refund of the time it took me to read that joke! :)
 
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