Two guys die and meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as who you were, so what else would you like to be?
The first guy says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off the guy flies.
The second guy has been thinking over the idea, and asks, "Will any of this week count toward whether we qualify to get in?"
St. Peter says, "No. Like I told you, the computer is down, so nothing is being recorded."
"In that case," the guy says, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and the guy disappears.
A week goes by and the computer is fixed. The Lord tells St. Peter to recall the guys. "Will you have any trouble locating them," He asks?
St. Peter replies, "The first guy should be easy to find. He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. The second guy may be more difficult."
"Why is that," the Lord asks?
St. Peter replies, "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."