Quotes and Jokes (1 Viewer)

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

Just watched a video of the Mamas and the papas singing California Dreaming and Mama Cass made fat sexy.

 

[VBF-13]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

You judge the quality of a Chinese restaurant by the condition of the cat skins in the dumpster.

 

[SaparotRob]

Tried and true method. The most crowded restaurant.

 

[special ed]

One evening I was out driving with a girlfriend deciding where to eat. I commented about the cats/Chinese restaurant saying and she had never heard the story of why Chinese restaurants always leave the kitchen door open. As a joke, I drove behind a Chinese restaurant and as luck would have it, the kitchen door was open and a cat was walking in. She never went to an Asian restaurant again as long as I I knew her.

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at a tombstone. Laughing a lot!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

I wonder if these shields can stand still while Vulcan is firing at them!

 

[special ed]