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michaelmaltby
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A man goes to the U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks, "Are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes, I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
"That will give you five extra points toward employment. Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both testicles."
"OK, you have enough points for me to hire you immediately. Our hours are 8:00am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00am and may as wall plan for 10am every day."
"If the work hours are from 8 to 4, why don't you want me here until 10?"
"This is a government job. For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point for you coming for that."
The interviewer asks, "Are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"OK, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes, I was in Afghanistan for one tour."
"That will give you five extra points toward employment. Are you disabled in any way?"
"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both testicles."
"OK, you have enough points for me to hire you immediately. Our hours are 8:00am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00am and may as wall plan for 10am every day."
"If the work hours are from 8 to 4, why don't you want me here until 10?"
"This is a government job. For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point for you coming for that."
michaelmaltby
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SaparotRob
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'Gonna have trouble trying to unsee that.
ThomasP
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OK michaelmaltby,
I have to admit that i do not understand the Taiwan News post above??
I have to admit that i do not understand the Taiwan News post above??
at6
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Watch the video. Poor blighter is totally getting stoned. I found it hilarious.
michaelmaltby
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ARTESH
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No, you're wrong, Comrade. Mladishy Serzhant Dima is catching some fish for dinner.
Snautzer01
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- Mar 26, 2007
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
What shall we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
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