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• Jan 10, 2022

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special ed

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Somewhat related....

 

• Jan 10, 2022

• #16,122

S

special ed

2nd Lieutenant

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May 13, 2018

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

 

• Jan 10, 2022

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bdefen

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"Gravitational challenge"......that's a good one.
Remember, it's not the fall, it's the sudden stop.

 

• Jan 10, 2022

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bdefen

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special ed said:

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

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And the empty placebo parachutes must be distributed in a random fashion...........

 

• Jan 10, 2022

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Greg Boeser

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special ed said:

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

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ANVIL.

 

• Jan 10, 2022

• #16,126

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Valdez

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• Jan 10, 2022

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buffnut453

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I, for one, will NOT be volunteering to participate in that trial!

 

• Jan 10, 2022

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Shortround6

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buffnut453 said:

I, for one, will NOT be volunteering to participate in that trial!

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I do not want to be an observer on that trail !!!!

 

• Jan 10, 2022

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Gnomey

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• Jan 10, 2022

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Lucky13

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In my castle....

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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GTX

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The Australian Lamb adverts around Australia day have become an icon down under - here is the latest with subtle/not-so subtle digs at COVID:

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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Gnomey

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• Jan 11, 2022

• #16,133

imalko

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• Jan 11, 2022

• #16,134

SaparotRob

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GTX said:

The Australian Lamb adverts around Australia day have become an icon down under - here is the latest with subtle/not-so subtle digs at COVID:

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Thanks for this post. I've just watched about 5 of them. Sam Kekovich, what a great American!

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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MiTasol

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Aw flaming stralia

Home Covid test

1 open a can of beer and smell it

2 if you can smell the beer, drink it and see if you can taste it

3 if you can taste it and smell it this confirms you do not have Covid

Last night I did this test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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SaparotRob

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Safety First!

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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buffnut453

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Isn' that "Safety furrshhttt??

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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MiTasol

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Sep 19, 2012

Aw flaming stralia

no its "Shhaaafety furrshhttt followed by a face plant

 

• Jan 11, 2022

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buffnut453

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Either that or you're doing a Sean Connery impression.

 

• Jan 11, 2022

• #16,140

S

special ed

2nd Lieutenant

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May 13, 2018

Warning!
Dad joke:
Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?
It was a Big McSteak.