Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[special ed]

Somewhat related....

 

[special ed]

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

 

[bdefen]

"Gravitational challenge"......that's a good one.
Remember, it's not the fall, it's the sudden stop.

 

[bdefen]

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

And the empty placebo parachutes must be distributed in a random fashion...........

 

[Greg Boeser]

Will the placebo parachutes be an empty pack or an umbrella?

ANVIL.

 

[Valdez]

 

[buffnut453]

I, for one, will NOT be volunteering to participate in that trial!

 

[Shortround6]

I, for one, will NOT be volunteering to participate in that trial!

I do not want to be an observer on that trail !!!!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

The Australian Lamb adverts around Australia day have become an icon down under - here is the latest with subtle/not-so subtle digs at COVID:

 

[Gnomey]

 

[imalko]

 

[SaparotRob]

The Australian Lamb adverts around Australia day have become an icon down under - here is the latest with subtle/not-so subtle digs at COVID:

Thanks for this post. I've just watched about 5 of them. Sam Kekovich, what a great American!

 

[MiTasol]

Home Covid test

1 open a can of beer and smell it

2 if you can smell the beer, drink it and see if you can taste it

3 if you can taste it and smell it this confirms you do not have Covid

Last night I did this test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous

 

[SaparotRob]

Safety First!

 

[buffnut453]

Isn' that "Safety furrshhttt??

 

[MiTasol]

no its "Shhaaafety furrshhttt followed by a face plant

 

[buffnut453]

Either that or you're doing a Sean Connery impression.

 

[special ed]

Warning!
Dad joke:
Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?
It was a Big McSteak.