Quotes and Jokes

[MiTasol]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

The future of paper

 

[Prop Duster]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[buffnut453]

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Amateurs...sheer amateurs. How about resurrecting the British Empire?

 

[Ralph Haus]

Amateurs...sheer amateurs. How about resurrecting the British Empire?

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Maybe not Florida! But PLEASE take back the other East coast states!!!

 

[gumbyk]

Amateurs...sheer amateurs. How about resurrecting the British Empire?

How about the Mongol Empire?

 

[SaparotRob]

Nope. Places on the planet where the Sun still sets.

 

[buffnut453]

How about the Mongol Empire?
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They can have most of that....but I like the big bit over in the east. I fancy a good General Tso's.

 

[The Basket]

American anti theft device

 

[The Basket]

Amateurs...sheer amateurs. How about resurrecting the British Empire?

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Don't give me hope.

Im crying over here

 

[ThomasP]

This conversation about empires reminds me of a book I bought a couple years ago.

from Wiki:

"All the Countries We've Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To" (2012) attempts to catalogue every country Britain has ever invaded or made an incursion into, whether they were part of the British Empire or suffered a briefer attack, were threatened, or forced to negotiate.

It is an enjoyable read.

 

[WARSPITER]

This may help. Some profanity may be experienced.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Maybe not Florida! But PLEASE take back the other East coast states!!!

No, give Florida away. To ANYONE…

Florida is literally the state where every news article originating from it makes you go:

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Even Edward Longshanks called it back in 1272…

 

[Shortround6]

Well Florida is always good for a laugh, or to thank god your neighbors are 1/2 way sane.

Just Google

"Florida man" and your birthday, just month and date.