Greg Boeser
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
- 5,686
- May 13, 2018
Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of his people, visits a school in Moscow to chat with the children.
He talks about how Russia is a powerful nation and he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a time for questions. Little Sasha asks," I have two questions. Why did Russia take Crimea and why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says, "Good questions". Just as he is about to answer, the bell rings and the kids go to lunch.
When they return, they sit down for more questions.
Misha asks, "I have four questions. Why did Russia invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to Ukraine, why did the bell ring early and where is Sasha?"
He talks about how Russia is a powerful nation and he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a time for questions. Little Sasha asks," I have two questions. Why did Russia take Crimea and why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says, "Good questions". Just as he is about to answer, the bell rings and the kids go to lunch.
When they return, they sit down for more questions.
Misha asks, "I have four questions. Why did Russia invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to Ukraine, why did the bell ring early and where is Sasha?"
Probably all too true though…
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
- 43,094
- Mar 26, 2007
On red square, a worker standing in a liquor line says: "I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Putin." Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, "Did you get him?" "No, the line there was even longer than the line here."
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Remember to properly dispose of your dog's excrement while walking them in a public area
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
I keep hearing the theme from Jaws
buffnut453
Captain
Nothing to do with Ukraine but....I've invented a new form of mathematics that replaces numerals with symbols of seaweed, river weed and pond weed. I think I'll call it algaebra!
I'm stealing that… lol
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Dammit, I tried not to laugh at that - lol
buffnut453
Captain
I am evil. 
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Yes, you are, and after that one, I can risk this one.
What do you call a woman who is balancing four pint glasses of beer on her head ?
Beartrix .......................
What do you call a woman who is balancing four pint glasses of beer on her head ?
Beartrix .......................
we shouldn't laugh but that is damned funny !
at6
1st Sergeant
So did you pee instead?
