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from Chive.com
 
Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of his people, visits a school in Moscow to chat with the children.
He talks about how Russia is a powerful nation and he wants the best for the people.
At the end of the talk, there is a time for questions. Little Sasha asks," I have two questions. Why did Russia take Crimea and why are we sending troops to Ukraine?"
Putin says, "Good questions". Just as he is about to answer, the bell rings and the kids go to lunch.
When they return, they sit down for more questions.
Misha asks, "I have four questions. Why did Russia invade Crimea, why are we sending troops to Ukraine, why did the bell ring early and where is Sasha?"
 
On red square, a worker standing in a liquor line says: "I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Putin." Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, "Did you get him?" "No, the line there was even longer than the line here."
 

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