A man was in a bookstore with his young son and the boy was holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy began choking and turning blue in the face. His father realizes his son has swallowed the coin, panics and calls for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a business suit looks up from the adjoining coffee bar, puts down her cup, folds her newspaper, makes her way, unhurriedly, across the store.
Reaching the boy, she drops his pants, takes a firm grip of the boy's testicles, and begins to squeeze and twist, firmly at first, then more intensely. After a few seconds, the boy convulses, then coughs up the quarter. The woman catches the quarter, hands it to the man and walks back to her table without saying a word.
As soon as the man is certain his son is recovered, he rushes to the woman, thanks her saying, "I've never seen anything like that before. Are you a doctor?"
"No, divorce attorney."