Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[ARTESH]

 

[special ed]

And now for the noon news:

 

[special ed]

 

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[special ed]

This last one is not a news item, but something saved from a letter to the editor of a model magazine. As a quote, not a joke, it may be of interest to the aviation minded.

 

[GTX]

 

[Snautzer01]

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Keep um comming. I finished my coffee so im safe.

 

[Snautzer01]

Wait a little longer. I sent a few to my son. He is getting a mop as i am typing this.

 

[Snautzer01]

Wait a little longer. I sent a few to my son. He is getting a mop as i am typing this. After diner coffee time isnt a time to share it seems.

 

[MIflyer]

Another headline I recall seeing:

"Hurricane Turns Out To Be Mainly Wind, Rain"

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

When the girls Insist, no one nor anything is able to stop them.

 

[ARTESH]

Another headline I recall seeing:

"Hurricane Turns Out To Be Mainly Wind, Rain"

Really???

I though they were made of Steel, Aluminium, Cloth, Fabric, Electric wires and ...

 

[MiTasol]

... straw that punches holes in utility poles

 

[MIflyer]

"New Sick Policy Requires 2 Day Notice."

I was told that at one point OK City ALC established a policy that civilian employees could not take just one day of sick leave because it was impossible to be sick for only one day. A friend of mine was given a written reprimand for only taking one day of sick leave. He responded:
1. "Did you ask me how I felt the day before I took the sick leave?"
2. "What about sick leave taken on a Monday or a Friday? I could have been sick the whole weekend."

 

[special ed]

Our company had a written policy that vacation days should be taken all together for maximum benefit. My last manager, before I retired, liked to have a vacation roster for the year. There was always some urgent need to cancel/change vacations regardless of reservations with penalty for cancellation. At one meeting where this was brought up, I commented I would rather have one day per week to give a 4 day work week and a three day weekend. The boss said, "That would be acceptable." My last two years worked well like that as I had 4 weeks per year and was single. Their only gripe then was, "He's always off on Monday or Friday."

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

"New Sick Policy Requires 2 Day Notice."

I was told that at one point OK City ALC established a policy that civilian employees could not take just one day of sick leave because it was impossible to be sick for only one day. A friend of mine was given a written reprimand for only taking one day of sick leave. He responded:
1. "Did you ask me how I felt the day before I took the sick leave?"
2. "What about sick leave taken on a Monday or a Friday? I could have been sick the whole weekend."

Wow…

I really cannot complain about my employer.

 

[SaparotRob]

I really cannot complain about my employer.

Sure you can. You're just not trying hard enough.