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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
My N3B parka is sage green nylon, as was the MA-1 flight jacket that was issued to me at one point, and the L-2B flight jacket which is a lighter weight MA-1. But before the L-2B was the L-2A, which was in use during the Korean War; I have a reproduction example of one and it is blue. I guess it is possible that in the 50's the USAF had blue parkas.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
When I was a child in SC we used to sweeten our ice tea with grape juice; I strongly recommend that approach.
A TX and OK approach is to put a slice of orange in the ice tea.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
The things one learns here.
at6
1st Sergeant
It sure beats public school.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
I got my diabetes from coconut creme pie at Flo's in Chino
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
I love these types of stories:
How I Got My Navy Callsign By Shitting Myself In An F/A-18 Fighter Jet. Twice. - The Autopian
So there I was…smack in the middle of the Arabian Gulf at the helm of an F/A-18 fighter jet thirty thousand feet overhead one of the most powerful warships in the world… and I had to shit. Bad. The day started just like any other onboard the aircraft carrier. I woke up at around 10, […]
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buffnut453
Captain
Hmmm…
at6
1st Sergeant
Putin died and went to Hell. When he got there the Devil was waiting for him and led him to three doors. Satan told him to choose one as that would be where he'd spend eternity. When the first door opened, they were standing up to their necks in sh*t. The second door opened and they were standing waist deep in sh*t. As soon as the third door opened Puting saw everyone standing knee deep in sh*t drinking coffee. Putin chose that room and as soon as the door closed the announcement came.
"Coffee break is over, everyone back on your heads."
"Coffee break is over, everyone back on your heads."
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MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I got a cup from Arbys the other day that is one of those little clear plastic ones like you used to see in vending machines. It reminded me of something that happened to my Mom back in the 60's.
My Mom and some other ladies she knew went to the movies and that theater had those drink machines where you put a dime in, a cup slides down a chute, ice is dumped into it, and it is then filled with cola concentrate and water. Only in this case the cup slid down, closely followed by a live rat, which was sprayed with ice, water and cola and fell, rather stunned, but kicking, to the floor.
One of the other ladies said, "Look what you got for your dime!"
I do not know what the movie was but I'll bet it was not as entertaining as the drink machine.
In any case, I do not think that vending machines should be used to dispense pets.
My Mom and some other ladies she knew went to the movies and that theater had those drink machines where you put a dime in, a cup slides down a chute, ice is dumped into it, and it is then filled with cola concentrate and water. Only in this case the cup slid down, closely followed by a live rat, which was sprayed with ice, water and cola and fell, rather stunned, but kicking, to the floor.
One of the other ladies said, "Look what you got for your dime!"
I do not know what the movie was but I'll bet it was not as entertaining as the drink machine.
In any case, I do not think that vending machines should be used to dispense pets.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
getting a politician for your dime is definitely a bad deal
Don't know why but it reminds me of two old Kiwi jokes from the 60s.
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The two things kiwis totally despise are racial prejudice and Poms (English people)
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A Poms car breaks down when crossing the Auckland harbour bridge and he gets out in a real temper and opens the boot/trunk and sees a large can of fuel. He grabs the fuel container and pours it over himself then lights a match.
A couple of guys who had been trapped way back in the resulting traffic jam wandered up to see what was happening and one says to another who had obviously seen what happened "what happened bro?"
The other tells him and adds "and we are going to do a whip around for his family".
The guy immediately replies with "great man - I'll pay for 25 litres"
Don't know why but it reminds me of two old Kiwi jokes from the 60s.
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The two things kiwis totally despise are racial prejudice and Poms (English people)
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A Poms car breaks down when crossing the Auckland harbour bridge and he gets out in a real temper and opens the boot/trunk and sees a large can of fuel. He grabs the fuel container and pours it over himself then lights a match.
A couple of guys who had been trapped way back in the resulting traffic jam wandered up to see what was happening and one says to another who had obviously seen what happened "what happened bro?"
The other tells him and adds "and we are going to do a whip around for his family".
The guy immediately replies with "great man - I'll pay for 25 litres"
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
FOLKS - PLEASE STOP THE GUN/ PRO-GUN/ ANTI-GUN POSTS!
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Unless you are discussing an A-10 ??
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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- Mar 26, 2007
I believe the A-10 is quite pro. The recieving end of said A-10 might very well be convinced to be anti after a short while.
