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You really read the whole email?

I fell asleep after reading first line.

 
Appliances?

I recall that back in the late 80's I took my Ercoupe to an airport a short distance away from my home field to have an altitude encoder installed, that being a new requirement in the Wash DC area. When the job was done I rolled the Ercoupe back away from the building and went inside to pay for the work and pick up the paperwork.

A Beech King Air had come in with a load of businessmen for some meeting. That big fancy twin no doubt had radios that alone cost more than I paid for my Ercoupe, but when I came back outside the businessmen were clustered around the front my airplane, not the King Air. After that, I observed that airplanes will always be more interesting than office equipment.
 
A woman 'Greenie Tree-Hugging Activist', who was chiefly responsible for getting horses banned from National Parks and State Forests, was climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.

In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a great number of splinters lodged in her crotch area. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, (a country Doctor) and told him that she was an environmentalist and how she got all the splinters.

The doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited for 3 hours before the doctor reappeared. Angry, the woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

"Well..." replied the doctor, "...I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, the National Parks and Wildlife Service, the Wilderness Society and the Department of Conservation and Land Management before I could remove 'old growth timber' from a 'recreational area'… I'm sorry but they all turned me down.
 

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