A blonde called 'Chelle phones her friend Tracey, and the conversation went something like;
"Hi Trace. I got a big problem with this jigsaw puzzle I'm doing. I can't seem to figure it out at all, can you help?"
Tracey replies "Just look at the picture on the box, and you'll get an idea where the pieces go. What is the picture anyway ?"
To which 'Chelle answers "Well, it's a chicken, and it's all red, but there's no real background to help out."
"OK 'Chelle. I'll come round and have a look, maybe we can sort it out together. I'll bring some wine and nachos, eh ?" Tracey replied,then hung up, got in her VW Golf, and drove the 300 yards to 'Chelle's place.
'Tracey walked into 'Chelle's modern flat, and saw her friend sat on the bare laminate flooring. She stared, looked again, and then said "Chelle luv, put the cornflakes back in the box, and we'll have a glass or two of Chardonay "!!