Quotes and Jokes (2 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Airframes]

Paddy walks into the Doctor's surgery, with blood pouring from one ear, and both ankles horribly burned.
The Doctor said "Good Lord, Paddy. How did you do that ?"
"It was one o' dem boil in d bag meals what did it Doc". replied Paddy.
"What! How come?" the Doctor asked, incredulously.
Paddy sighed, and then replied "Well, d instructions dey said ' Cut 'ere an' stand in boilin' water for ten minutes'."

Yeah, I know .....................

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Frog]

Out of the nuclear :


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[Wurger]

 

[Airframes]

 

[Airframes]

 

[Airframes]

 

[Wurger]

 

[GTX]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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User review: 1 star. Left marks on the floor. And walls. And ceiling.

 

[Shortround6]

User review: 1 star. Left marks on the floor. And walls. And ceiling.

You still have a ceiling????

 

[Greg Boeser]

You still have a ceiling????

Kinda.

Photo Credit: foreignpolicy.com

 

[Shortround6]

Well, apparently it works on pests too.
Ants, bugs, mice etc.........................

 

[WARSPITER]

User review: 1 star. Left marks on the floor. And walls. And ceiling.

Add one star - visiting in-laws no longer audible.

 

[VBF-13]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, "I'll have five beers, please!"

 

[ThomasP]