Paddy walks into the Doctor's surgery, with blood pouring from one ear, and both ankles horribly burned.
The Doctor said "Good Lord, Paddy. How did you do that ?"
"It was one o' dem boil in d bag meals what did it Doc". replied Paddy.
"What! How come?" the Doctor asked, incredulously.
Paddy sighed, and then replied "Well, d instructions dey said ' Cut 'ere an' stand in boilin' water for ten minutes'."
Yeah, I know .....................