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Jesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf. At a par three, an island green in the middle of a lake, Jesus and Moses have have found the green with their shots. The old man can't decide which club to use so the other two walk toward the green. At the lake Moses raises his club and the water parts and he walks onto the green. Jesus walks across the water and onto the green. The old man is finally ready and tees off. He mishits it and the ball is heading for the water. Before the ball submerges a fish leaps up and grabs the ball but before it can fall back an eagle swoops from the sky, grabs the fish, soars above the green and the fish drops the ball straight into the hole. Jesus looks back and shouts, IF YOU DON'T STOP MESSING AROUND, DAD, WE ARE NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!
 

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