Snautzer01
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syscom3
Pacific Historian
syscom3
Pacific Historian
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
syscom3
Pacific Historian
syscom3
Pacific Historian
For you joggers out there. LOL
syscom3
Pacific Historian
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
She now has the Gibson, less Paul.
buffnut453
Captain
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Yes Thumpalumpacus - was that you?
I remember earlier this year you were going to restore a damaged guitar and enjoy playing it on the stoop. Was that the Gibson or Fender? Does it sound right now?
I remember earlier this year you were going to restore a damaged guitar and enjoy playing it on the stoop. Was that the Gibson or Fender? Does it sound right now?
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
beer commercial
special ed
1st Sergeant
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- May 13, 2018
Dad joke warning:
A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise. The meal arrives in a cast iron pot with a lid.
The wife is about to serve herself, when the lid of the pot slightly rises, and she sees two beady little eyes briefly before the lid slams down.
"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He had not, so he reaches for the lid when it again rises and two little eyes look around just as the lid slams down.
They call the waiter, explain what has happened, and asks for an his explanation.
"What did you order?"
"Chicken Surprise!"
"So sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck!"
A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise. The meal arrives in a cast iron pot with a lid.
The wife is about to serve herself, when the lid of the pot slightly rises, and she sees two beady little eyes briefly before the lid slams down.
"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He had not, so he reaches for the lid when it again rises and two little eyes look around just as the lid slams down.
They call the waiter, explain what has happened, and asks for an his explanation.
"What did you order?"
"Chicken Surprise!"
"So sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck!"
