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Dad joke warning:
A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Chicken Surprise. The meal arrives in a cast iron pot with a lid.
The wife is about to serve herself, when the lid of the pot slightly rises, and she sees two beady little eyes briefly before the lid slams down.
"Did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He had not, so he reaches for the lid when it again rises and two little eyes look around just as the lid slams down.
They call the waiter, explain what has happened, and asks for an his explanation.
"What did you order?"
"Chicken Surprise!"
"So sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck!"
Yes Thumpalumpacus - was that you?
I remember earlier this year you were going to restore a damaged guitar and enjoy playing it on the stoop. Was that the Gibson or Fender? Does it sound right now?
She was 'fretting' because he was 'stringing' her along.She now has the Gibson, less Paul.
It's a Yamaha acoustic. It sounds good but I still need to tweak the truss-rod some more, it's got buzz at the fourteenth fret. Between helping take care of my mom, working, and now the holidays, it's been put off.
To give you incentive maybe you should put up a short audio from it when fixed.
Keep looking after mum though. You don't realise how much they mean to you until they are gone.
Great one
That background noise is a total pain tho
BURNED!!!
Yep
Andrew Tate arrested in Romania on human trafficking, rape charges after posting pizza box video
Days after being told by climate activist Greta Thunberg to "get a life", divisive internet personality and former kickboxer Andrew Tate is detained by Romanian authorities on suspicion of human trafficking, rape and forming an organised crime group.www.abc.net.au
Both with the worst being burned by Greta.Tough to know which is more embarrassing.....getting caught human trafficking or getting burned by Greta Thunberg.
Has to be one of the funnier things to happen this year just because of the sheer absurdityYep
Andrew Tate arrested in Romania on human trafficking, rape charges after posting pizza box video
Days after being told by climate activist Greta Thunberg to "get a life", divisive internet personality and former kickboxer Andrew Tate is detained by Romanian authorities on suspicion of human trafficking, rape and forming an organised crime group.www.abc.net.au
Fixed it.Both with the worst being burned by
Both with the worst being burned by Greta.