Quotes and Jokes

[Capt. Vick]

 

[Wayne Little]

I am sorry Wayne. My mind just cannot conceive such a thing. I am going to have to see pictures sir.

camera's are too expensive man...

 

[Gnomey]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[fubar57]

 

[fubar57]

 

[CORSNING]

DAMN! Robert. I'm going to get my CCW. That little $#!+ @$$ toaster
makes one move in the wrong direction in my house and I going to bring
a completely new meaning to "Brave Little 'Dum @$$ Toaster' " in the
cartoon world 9MM style.
Void where prohibited by law, Jeff

 

[Wurger]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Robert Porter]

Sad but true!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Robert Porter]

Hmmm, I definitely identify with poor Robin above!

As an aside autocorrect attempted to replace 'definitely' with 'defiantly' in the above sentence? Is autocorrect prone to Freudian slips?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Robert Porter]

Don't give me a P-39
With an engine that's mounted behind
It will tumble and roll
and dig a big hole
Don't give me a P-39

- Old AAF Ditty

 

[Wayne Little]