Quotes and Jokes (7 Viewers)

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[javlin]

Cute...Baseball anyone

 

[MiTasol]

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Damn Snautzer - you miss spelt inFerial again.

For all you inFerial fans add together the following fractions of an inch used on a technical drawing and tell me the total length of the part WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR.

1-1/16, 3/32, 9/32, 11/16, 2-3/128, 7/64, 7/32, 23/64, 1-3/8.

 

[MiTasol]

And even the center of the world is situated right in Ohio

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That is the dead centre I presume

 

[Greg Boeser]

Damn Snautzer - you miss spelt inFerial again.

For all you inFerial fans add together the following fractions of an inch used on a technical drawing and tell me the total length of the part WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR.

1-1/16, 3/32, 9/32, 11/16, 2-3/128, 7/64, 7/32, 23/64, 1-3/8.

I get 6-27/128.
But I'm a sheet metal guy, so 6 and a quarter is good enough for me.
That's why we have hammers.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wurger]

 

[don4331]

I get 6-27/128.
But I'm a sheet metal guy, so 6 and a quarter is good enough for me.
That's why we have hammers.

This morning I was working with a colleague who was having issues with an analysis program and couldn't figure out why the results were way off.

Turns out the program wants lbs (force), not lbs (mass)​

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We're getting upgraded version of the software from manufacturer in the morning for him which will specific which units it expects.​

 

[Lucky13]

View: https://youtu.be/9IUSM4EKcRI?si=NZA3ptFLEnbp4DGW

 

[Wurger]

Winnie the Hutt ...

 

[Snautzer01]

I'm not the first to say it, but "pick-up artists" and "garbage men" should swap titles.

 

[Snautzer01]

Name your weather forecast show.
Winner is :

Tim Douglass 10 hours ago
How about "weather or not", because it's kinda rare they get it right

 

[GTX]

 

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[Gnomey]

 

[Shortround6]

Nobody steals his lunch from the breakroom refrigerator!!