Quotes and Jokes

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[Greg Boeser]

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If only she'd stuck to diet soda...

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]

For all of you who have traveled on airlines (or work as small package couriers).

 

[SaparotRob]

Didja' ever notice they check every one for weapons but when the in-flight meal is served, everyone is given a knife?

 

[Greg Boeser]

I just get pretzels.

 

[SaparotRob]

I just get pretzels.

I'd give you a "Funny" but my phone isn't allowing anything but "like".
Ya' get free booze on international flights too.
Just in case you want to start a knife fight.

 

[Snautzer01]

Didja' ever notice they check every one for weapons but when the in-flight meal is served, everyone is given a knife?

Ohhh you devil, you...

May I present a late glowing funny very clever and well spoken big brained.....

Mr George Carlin....


View: https://youtu.be/5WqdY1qLSPE?feature=shared

 

[Snautzer01]

I'd give you a "Funny" but my phone isn't allowing anything but "like".
Ya' get free booze on international flights too.
Just in case you want to start a knife fight.

You got the Samsung l10 Leavenworth?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

Didja' ever notice they check every one for weapons but when the in-flight meal is served, everyone is given a knife?

and on international flights they often require you to fill in customs and immigration forms with a pen.

 

[special ed]

Those who remember "All in the Family" TV series, might recall Archie's solution to plane hijacking.
"Just give everyone a .38 when they board and when the hijacker stands up, everybody blasts him".

 

[Greg Boeser]

I'd give you a "Funny" but my phone isn't allowing anything but "like".
Ya' get free booze on international flights too.
Just in case you want to start a knife fight.

The last international flight I took was from Kuwait to Pope Army Airfield. No booze. We had guns.

 

[SaparotRob]

..and a bag of pretzels?

 

[SaparotRob]

and on international flights they often require you to fill in customs and immigration forms with a pen.

So I filled in the Thai immigration form for nationality with "US of A". I got pulled aside by the immigration agent for it. I hate having to explain a joke. True story.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[A4K]

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Love the sign: 'Do not touch or sit on the bike'.
What bike?

 

[Snautzer01]