Quotes and Jokes

[buffnut453]

Of course, he had to wait until the sun shined all day. Then guessed at night.

Don't be silly....they just illuminated the sundial by candles. No need for guesswork.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[WARSPITER]

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Let me guess, he moved into a comfortable Hutch.

 

[Njaco]

Let me guess, he moved into a comfortable Hutch.

 

[buffnut453]

Let me guess, he moved into a comfortable Hutch.

I never realized they were close in that way.

 

[Lucky13]

This calls for....

 

[Lucky13]

- Look what I found dear....
- What's that?
Well sweetheart, technically....you said no more kits!

Source: Interweb

 

[Airframes]

P-38s and P-51s off ships in the River Mersey, transported through the Mersey tunnel, Liverpool, UK, on their way to Burtonwood.

 

[Airframes]

A man walked into a bar.
He yelled "OUCH !!"
It was an iron bar.......................
(Coat's on).

 

[special ed]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 

[Greg Boeser]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Swine flu?

 

[CATCH 22]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

You should ask the curator.

 

[GTX]

 

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[GTX]

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"

 

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