Silly phrases in foreign languages

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  1. Pisis

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    I speak English: : Suck my dick

    Mluvím česky (Czech): Vykuř mi péro

    Mluviem slovensky (Slovak): Vyhul mojho kokota

    Mluwiem i troche polski (Polish): Prozse diwka, kurzaj mego chuja

    Gavariyu parusski (Russian): Guvno

    Ich spreche Deutsch auch (German): Grüss Gott, wie geht's? Ich bin ganz OK.

    Je ne parlais pa francais (Froggyeater): Je souis roi de'ez a pinque

    Any medaber ivrit ktsat (Hebrew): Shalom, ata ptsa-tsa shel tukhes tov!

    Čingole para romale (Gipsy): Chorro more tsingulle, khazmine pel!


    Now, how many languages can you speak? (I'm especially interested in Cute Corporal...) :lol:


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    you of course mean in the context of languages.......
     
  3. Pisis

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    Well it depends on many things... :lol:

    no, she said she "so knowledgable" so I'm wondering in how many langugeas she's able to say eg. "eat up my pussy"

    Really - I'm just trying to keep the "funny" way of this forum.


    Cheers,
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    I never heard something like this... :-k

    I speak several languages... English, Redneck English, International French, Quebecker French and French Slang. :lol:

    Oh... Also a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very basic German.
     
  5. Pisis

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    Hi Maestro,

    I dunno if it's really spelt correctly (looks like it isn't) but it is a special word in French, which means: "The king of switching TV channels"

    But I speak also very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very basic French, so...


    Cheers,
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    PS: Sorry for the Froggyeater. :cry: ...I'z drunk...
     
  6. Pisis

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    I know Canadian guy speaking this... Instead of "I" uses "me", completely ignores the spelling, apostroffs, etc...


    cheers,pisis :lol:
     
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    No problem.

    Hmmm... May be your phrase was something like : "Je suis le roi du zapping". But it got no silly sens. It's like saying : "I'm the king of pizza".
     
  8. Pisis

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    Sure... that's the point of this nonsense phrase... My French friend told me.
     
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    I'm not sure of the Hebrew, Pisis, but tukhes is actually Yiddish and means ass, or butt. Tov is good or well. I think that may actually mean Kiss my ass, but my hebrew is pretty rusty. The hebrew word for dick is bida.
     
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    The most stupid thing ever said in German: Ich bin ein Berliner (I am a dohnut)
     
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    Hi evanglider,

    yup the tukhes is in Yiddish, and my Hebrew is very basic also. The sentence "Shalom, ata ptsa-tsa shel tukhes tov" should mean "Peace, you are a very nice girl with a nice booty" but I think there are two faults. "Shel" means "from" and then that "tukhes"... Anyway, I think I'd get some slaps for saying that, if not fists - Israeli girls are pretty tough tough. :!:

    Where did you learn your rusty Hebrew?

    MM,

    You reminded me one scene from The Simpsons when the Germans buy Mr. Burns' atomic plant and there's a interview with Mayor Quimby, who says "Ich bin ein Shpringfielder". :lol:


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    PS: I also speak several Czech/Moravian dialects. :lol:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    pisis,the correct phrase is at ptzatza im tajat tov

    ata os for men,not woman. ;) ;)

    the word for dick in hebrew is zain,and the polite one is min
     
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    whe can do bussisnes pisis,y send to you an israeli,you send me one from your country ;) ;) ;)

    but,still,y preffer yhe ones whe have here from the former soviet union,especially ukraine and rusia
     
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    OK, it's "AT" I quitted Hebrew lessons two years ago. Any medaber ksat, lo tof, ve any lo mevina tov. Aval any ohev ose khaim. :lol:

    And I love Israeli ptzatzot (not the Palestinian ones lol :lol:). They drive me mad...
     
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    I speak English and English. ;)
     
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    Very good you. You are very well cultured! :D
     
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    :shock: what a f*cking page!!! but these chicks on the photos must be dummy as hell!

    i never tried an israeli pussy actually... damn i'd like to (even i have a girfriend, but please don't tell her - she knows it :lol: )
     
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