The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[BikerBabe]

No way!!!
Any "food" that can make a tin can explode, is definitely not edible in my opinion!

TPBM loves salami.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Yep, but try not to eat too much of it.

TPBM thinks the reason the Vikings went on raiding voyages was to find better things to eat

 

[BikerBabe]

Nope - curiosity, and new stuff to discover, trade and looking for new land, mayhap.

TPBM don't give a toss about vikings.

 

[sabrina]

Actually, I'm interested in anything historical...it's part of who we are and where we're going.

TPBM knows what Tenochtitlan is. (without wikipedia )

 

[Bucksnort101]

It's what you get when you multiply Chtitlan by 10? Sorry, I couldn't help myself

TPBM doesn't think that's the corrent answer and will give the right one.

 

[Lucky13]

Have no idea buddy! Think that I'll wait for Sabrina to explain....

TPBM still remember the Kennedy murder in '63 and where they were when it happened....

 

[sabrina]

It's a little hazy considering I wasn't born yet. I can say that I'll always remember how I heard of the 9/11 attacks.

TPBM has just as poor a grasp of history as the two people above me...no offense.

 

[Bucksnort101]

No offense taken, I think. I had to Google Tenochtitlan though.

TPBM has not been to an airshow in several years.

 

[Gnomey]

Nope, was at one last year...

TPBM has never been to an airshow...

 

[Lucky13]

TPBM is going to a carshow....

 

[BikerBabe]

...not if I can avoid it...cars are booooooooring...

TPBM would love to go to a motorcycle show.

 

[trackend]

Certainly would last one I went to was all custom bikes and bikini girls with little over the shoulder double boulder holders and nips like spark plugs.

TPBM is now imagining what I just described

 

[snafud1]

Damn Straight I am..................................Oh sorry,


TPBM.... has problems with the same type of distractions.

 

[BikerBabe]

Mmmmno...motorcycles are distracting alright...ladies...nope.
But some of the young, handsome, fit, tanned male bike riders in tight leathers are distractions alright.

TPBM wouldn't know what I mean.

 

[sabrina]

Probably not...very picky. Only see a man I really like once in a blue moon.

TPBM dated a lot while in the single life.

 

[Bucksnort101]

Nope, most of the Women I want to date can run faster than me and get away

TPBM understands Women completely and will fill the rest of us in

 

[sabrina]

I'm pretty sure one of the requirements for joining this forum is that you have to be human.

TPBM can't cook beyond making a pre-mixed pancake.

 

[BikerBabe]

O yes I *burp*..sorry...can!

TPBM couldn't find his way around the kitchen, if it wasn't for the beer-filled fridge...Jaaaaaaan???

 

[Gnomey]

Well unlike Jan, I think I manage alright...

TPBM struggles to imagine Jan, finding anything in the kitchen except beer and whisky...

 

[vikingBerserker]

Nope, I'd be the wingman helping.

TPBM is really getting sick and tired about this Michael Jackson coverage.