Pshrink goes to an asylum to help the inmates. He is interviewing the patients in the common area, when he comes across a young, short man with his hand tucked into his jacket. The Doc asks him, "tell me about yourself, son."
The young man tells him, "I am Napoleon Bonaparte."
The Psychiatrist thinks, "ok, I'll bite." and asks him, "why do you think you're Napoleon?"
To which the patient replies, "God told me I am!"
The Doc doesn't even have time to think about this when he hears from the other side of the room, "I did not!"
TPBM likes submarines