The Person Below Me (TPBM)

[Gnomey]

Yep, getting pretty sick of it now...

TPBM hasn't seen rain in months...

 

[bobbysocks]

nope, had a gully washer the other day that graciously reseeded my neighbors lawn...with the seed i threw on mine 2 days before!!

TPBM thinks keep a nice looking lawn is highly over rated

 

[Wayne Little]

Yep it is....

TPBM has no lawn, only a large garden...

 

[Readie]

Not me, I need a ride on mower to cut my lawn.
Better to remember to pickup ALL the dog pooh first though !
TPBM always remembers that....

 

[Bucksnort101]

Nope, no dog to pick up after in my household, the new neighbors cat has not yet been "taught" to stay off of my lawn yet.

TPBM wonders how you teach a cat to stay off your grass.

 

[Readie]

Get dogs...
TPBM loves dogs

 

[bobbysocks]

love'm or not i got 3. 2 oz cattle dogs and a border collie. its like Bumpis hounds around here.

TPBM remembers the Bumpus hounds ( from A Christmas Story )

oh...how do you keep cats off of the grass....teach them to sky dive!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eabz4V-tvU

 

[Gnomey]

Nope...

TPBM does...

 

[meatloaf109]

Sure, "A Christmas Story". A classic.
TPBM has several rodents he calls pets.

 

[Readie]

We used to have Cavey's and a tortoise when the kids were small.
Great fun but, I prefer our dogs.
A dog's loyalty is a precious thing.
TPBM has a loyal pet...

 

[N4521U]

Yep, I do, her name is Annie and she makes the best scrambled eggs!!!!!! Oh...... sorry..... not that kinda pet....

Nope, no pets allowed here where I live. But we would have Maltese if it was up to Annie.

TPBM has dogs to keep the cats away.

 

[Readie]

I've a pile of suitable sized bricks to 'encourage' local cats to go elswhere....
TPBM is a good shot with a brick...

 

[Gnomey]

Like to think so...

TPBM prefers a rifle over a brick...

 

[meatloaf109]

Actually a slingshot with soft rubber pellets to keep the cats off the wifes new car.
Don't want to kill them, just put the fear of me into them.
TPBM is a real hunter.

 

[N4521U]

Over here I have to Hunt for Reese's peanut butter cups......... dark chocky!
You are sooo humane Paul

TPBM has his own trick for them stinky tom cats little treasures!

 

[bobbysocks]

dont have too many near me...they are either snatched up by foxes or coyotes. but after seeing the size of a couple coyotes killed by the side of the road recently I'm not going to let my dogs wander too far towards the woods.

TPBM also has some larger carnivorous animals living near them

 

[Readie]

Not really...only deer and the locals when they've had too much beer hahaha...nothing is safe then.
TPBM lives in a safe place

 

[Gnomey]

Depends if you define South Wales as safe as not, those Valley dwellers are quite something...

TPBM has always lived in 'safe' areas...

 

[N4521U]

Yeah, Oakland in the 50's, and Berkeley in the 60's!

TPBM is watching the baseball this weekend.

 

[Readie]

Love to but can't...
Football for us this Saturday.
Plymouth Argyle V Rotherham.
It'll be good.
TPBM would love to come and see the match too...