The person below me (TPBM) (2 Viewers)

[Matt308]

WTF? South Jersey? I outta come over there kick your ass for the thought.

TPBM now realizes what NJACO stands for.

 

[Njaco]

 

[Njaco]

Ahh ...F***ed up the thread.

TPBM hates anything Jersey

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope but also have no desire to go that place.

TPBM does dispise everything Jersey though.

 

[Matt308]

I have nothing against it except for the retarded accent.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

And where is the TPBM...

 

[Matt308]

Oh sorry. I was so distracted thinking about Jersey women with that accent I forgot.

TPBM has never met a woman from Jersey with that lovely accent.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Your right I have not. I have had friends from Jersey but none of them women.

TPBM has never met a woman with a sexy european accent when they speak english.

 

[Njaco]

We don't have axsents here in Souf joisey, its the 51st State. And never needed to meet a woman with any accent... just need them to be quiet.

TPBM makes mayonaise lids for a living.

 

[Matt308]

I've made mayonaise. Just not enough to jar.

TPBM wishes that their house was made of sticks and stones.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

Nope normal building materials are fine.

TPBM builds houses for a living.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope but I have helped built a house for us to work out of in Iraq.

TPBM is somewhat pondering what Matt meant by Mayonaise.

 

[Matt308]

I was wondering if someone would catch that. Leave it to Adler.

TPBM really has made mayo in a blender or food processor.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No I have not.

TPBM is a vegan.

 

[Gnomey]

Nope...

TPBM is purely a carnivore.

 

[Chief]

And proud of it.

TPBM is trying to cut back on their red meat consumption.

 

[Matt308]

Yeah, guess so. Eating more chicken. Want to eat more veggie-meat substitutes (mushrooms, eggplant, etc), but haven't been very successful.

TPBM has been to Disneyland.

 

[Chief]

Yeah, but I was so young I may as well of not gone at all. I don't remember any of it.

TPBM has never been to an amusement park in their life.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

i have been to heaps.

TPBM has no fun

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I have tons of fun. Too much to elaborate on.

TPBM is planning a vacation.